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“E.T.” Plans Romney Endorsement March 19, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.
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ANNOUNCEMENT COULD COME AS SOON AS TOMORROW

FITSNews – March 19, 2007 – E.T., the “Extra Terrestrial,” is planning on endorsing former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney for president, perhaps as soon as tomorrow, sources tell FITSNews.

“E.T. phone home, E.T. phone home,” the loveable alien said during his daily snuggle session conference call with Sic Willie’s stuffed animal collection the intergalactic press corps. Of course “E.T. phone home” is all anybody remembers E.T. ever saying.

Romney, who has already secured the coveted Justin endorsement as well as the support of Dolphins Unlimited, could not immediately be reached for comment.

A spokesperson for E.T. who spoke with FITSNews on the condition of anonymity said the Extra Terrestrial thinks Romney is “out of this world” (didn’t see that one coming) and “will make Americans reach for the stars.” (didn’t see that one coming, either).

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