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America Can’t Handle The Truth About Anna Nicole March 15, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.

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FITSNews – March 15, 2007 – As millions of Americans stare at their TV sets wondering when this circus is finally going to leave town, we felt it was our duty here at FITSNews to sum up the story of what really happened to Anna Nicole Smith once and for all. Are you ready? Cause we’re about to break it down for you. Here it is:

She had big tits. She liked to show them off. Then she died.

Any questions? Seriously, this wasn’t Princess Diana. Her baby’s name is “Danielynn,” for crying out loud, which everybody knows is what princesses are named … when those princesses are born in trailer parks in Pell City, Alabama. So let’s call off the Redneck Warren Commission and obsess about something else before we all drop another fifty IQ points.



1. Earl - March 16, 2007

Excellent summary. I don’t think anything else needs to be said – that one line describes her rather well.

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