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This Is How Sic Willie Rolls, D.C. Style March 11, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Good Stuff.

Sic Willie In DC


FITSNews – March 11, 2007 – No, that is not your imagination. That is actually Sic Willie smoking a cigar in the back of limousine on Pennsylvania Avenue.

In case you didn’t know, it’s just how he rolls.

Private jet? Check. Limo? Check. Cuban cigars? Check. Room at the Hotel Washington overlooking the White House? Ah, check. Now if only we can get that humility thing down.

UPDATE – Oh, it’s room 1010, ladies. And if the house be a rockin’, don’t nobody come a knockin’.



1. skinny - March 11, 2007

Been around the world and I I I
And we been playa hated [say what?]
I don’t know and I don’t know why
Why they want us faded [ahehe]
I don’t know why they hate us [yeah]
Is it our ladies? [uh-huh]
Or our drop Mercedes [uhh, uhh]
Bay-bee bay-BEE!

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3. E - March 12, 2007

Aahh, I just threw up again.

4. sally - March 12, 2007

Hope you gave fun in the Capital City and we look forward to the scoop and the photo of the White House is really good, your better than the average tourists!

5. This Is How The S.C. Senate Rolls « FITSNews For Now - March 15, 2007

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6. Sic Willie Action Figure Arrested « FITSNews For Now - March 25, 2007

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7. FOX News Viewers Need To Be Less Morbid « FITSNews For Now - March 26, 2007

[…] while the right-wing fair and balanced crowd was enjoying their death fix on Fox, Sic Willie was finding this FOX fox for […]

8. Fantasy Monogamy « FITSNews For Now - March 26, 2007

[…] not crazy enough to roll (not fly) all the way to New Orleans for a fantasy baseball draft like Sic Willie, but we will be adding The Sporting News to our usual magazine diet of Vogue, Cosmo, US, Vanity […]

9. White House Loses Five Million E-mails « FITSNews For Now - April 16, 2007

[…] Like when new spokesbabe Perino (pictured above) sent an e-mail to Sic Willie following his March visit to the nation’s capital, telling him she was “glad what happened happened,” and […]

10. Breast Exams On The Decline « FITSNews For Now - May 14, 2007

[…] – May 14, 2007 – Some of the more cynical among you might assume that someone on our staff was just looking for an excuse to post a picture of Salma Hayek’s gargantuan sweater monkeys, […]

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[…] – June 14, 2007 – We tried to tell Sic Willie that his overnight obsession with Obama Girl was only going to break his heart, but you can’t […]

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