jump to navigation

Why Do We Have A Secretary Of State Again? March 10, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in SC Politics.

Miss SC Investigate


FITSNews – March 10, 2007 – U.S. Secretary of State Condi Rice is a powerful Cabinet secretary who conducts intricate geopolitical negotiations while representing American interests on the global stage. South Carolina Secretary of State Mark Hammond (a.k.a. “The Bean“), on the other hand, is a big, bald dude who justifies a taxpayer-funded salary of $92,007 a year by staring very hard at the wall and investigating beauty pageants.

Just today, in fact, The Bean requested some additional tax information from the Miss South Carolina Organization, whose website you should stay away from unless a) your speakers are turned down, or b) you’re curious as to what Hell sounds like.

“The ball’s in their court now, so we’ll see what we get,” said the Bean’s Chief of Staff Melissa Dunlap, who earns at least part of her $77,616 annual salary by talking tough to beauty pageants when they get out of line.

Are you kidding us?

Seriously, there are painted white lines in the State House parking garage and used toilet tissue squares in the State House lavatory that are providing more value to the taxpayer than these two.

And government toilet paper sucks, people.

Anyway, no wonder Sic Willie was actually going to run a canine for this position in the Democratic primary.



1. Susan - March 13, 2007

Wow, let’s criticise a politician for actually DOING their jobs! They are requiring the pageant to comply with the laws of the state. I guess that is offensive to some. I’d be happy to be compared to Condi.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: