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Flipper Finally Won Something March 5, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries, Satire.
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MITT ROMNEY FIRST CHOICE OF “THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO WE” CONSERVATIVE CLUB

FITSNews – March 5, 2007 – Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney is the first choice for president of a group called CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference). In case you were wondering, CPAC is basically what happens when the 1,000 Virgins hit puberty.

Anyway, Romney led with 21% of the vote amongst this crowd, followed by Rudy Giuliani with 17% and Sam Brownback with 15%.

To put those results in perspective, among all registered voters Brownback is also currently polling at about 15% – of one percent.

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