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Paris Hilton Banned By The Associated Press March 1, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture, The Press.

Paris On Table


FITSNews – March 1, 2007 Editor and Publisher is reporting today that Paris Hilton has been banned by the Associated Press. From the story:

The wire service’s entertainment editor Jesse Washington sent a memo to staffers on Feb. 13 that said, barring any major events, the AP would not run any mention of Paris Hilton on the wire, according to the memo, which was obtained by the New York Observer.

This sucks, because now we won’t be able to celebrate if something really, really awful happens to Paris, like if she were to get her legs cut off by a train but magically survive to continue spewing insults at jews, blacks and poor people from the confines of a fully accessorized pink wheelchair.



1. *jcg - March 1, 2007

that would probably constitute a “major event” — in which case, they’d be all over the story.
now, wonder if we can get this reprieve for britney and anna nicole?

2. Bernard L Jones Sr. - March 3, 2007

Not interested any more!

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