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Representative Admits He Didn’t Solve Kennedy Assassination February 28, 2007

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REP. MURRELL SMITH FINALLY ADMITS BAD PIZZA LED TO HALLUCINATION DURING MOVIE RENTAL

FITSNews – February 28, 2007 – Nearly three months after garnering international headlines for claiming to have solved the Kennedy assassination, S.C. Rep. Murrell Smith is now admitting that he ate some bad pizza and halluncinated the entire thing during a movie rental of Oliver Stone’s JFK.

“I apologize for the pain, suffering and embarrassment this has caused the Kennedy family,” Smith said in a statement. “If it makes them feel better I really did dream that I was Kevin Costner, though.”

“Try John Candy,” said State Rep. Alan Clemmons, who is frequently the butt of Smith’s humor. “He meant to say he dreamt he was John Candy.”

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1. arch - April 14, 2007

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