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Romney Staff Purchases New Computers February 26, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries, Satire.
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Fisher Price Computers

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE’S SOUTH CAROLINA STAFF PURCHASES TWENTY FISHER PRICE BABY SMARTRONICS SYSTEMS

FITSNews – February 26, 2007 – After observing dramatically enhanced productivity from South Carolina Campaign Manager Terry Sullivan, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney has ordered Fisher Price Baby Smartronics computer systems for all of his South Carolina staffers.

“We’ve been amazed at the progress Terry’s shown and wanted to duplicate that,” Romney said. “We may even get our South Carolina team some Dora the Explorer and Go Diego Go! toys if they keep showing this kind of shape and color recognition!”

In case you’re wondering where all of this is coming from, Team McCain’s South Carolina campaign manager Trey Walker had a funny quote about Fisher Price computers in an otherwise uneventful State Newspaper article this morning. In fact, we fell asleep reading the article and somebody had to call us and tell us there was actually something cool in it. And of course that someone was from John McCain’s campaign because everybody knows he’s paying us … or is it Giuliani … or maybe Al Sharpton. Wait that was 2004.

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