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Sic Willie Lands A Client February 25, 2007

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IMAGINARY CONSULTING FIRM MAY HAVE CONFLICT OF INTEREST, HOWEVER

FITSNews – February 25, 2007 Viewpolitik LLC, the imaginary political consulting firm owned by FITSNews’ founder Sic Willie, has reportedly inked a deal to represent the South Carolina Chapter of M.A.D.D. – or Mothers Against Duran Duran. The deal has created a storm of controversy, however, as some of Sic Willie’s closest confidants are claiming that he is in fact a closet fan of the ’80’s British New Wave quintet.

“Are you kidding? He loves Duran Duran,” said friend Bryan Haskins. “He’s always singing ‘The Relfex’ whenever I see him out. That, or ‘Come Undone’ depending on what kind of mood he’s in. He can’t get enough of Duran Duran.”

Sic Willie denied the allegations, saying “I-yie-yie-yie-yie never liked them. Tri-yie-yie-yie-yied but don’t like them.”

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1. Earl - February 26, 2007

Don’t worry, I won’t tell ’em.


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