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Asian Jokester Ready For McCain’s Next Visit February 21, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries, Satire.
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‘HUANG’ HOPES STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS WILL ‘BRAKE’ FOR HIS FUNNY-FUNNY

FITSNews – February 21, 2007 – ‘Huang,’ an Asian-American comedian who lives beneath the forest floor of the Congaree National Park is ready for Sen. John McCain‘s next visit to the Palmetto State. Huang’s plan is simple – to jump out of his subterranean abode and surprise McCain in the event he ever schedules a tour of South Carolina’s only National Park. And then share a laugh with the former Vietnamese Prisoner of War.

“If hee come to forest mee laugh him long time,” Huang told FITSNews through an interpreter. “Me tickle hees funny bone. Me so funny.”

Reports that McCain dislikes “orientals” do not frighten Huang, who cited S.C. Sen. Hugh Leatherman’s endorsement of the Arizona Senator as a positive step because “Leeeeetherman, hee leeetle like mee.” Huang also said that even though Leatherman was little, “hee like beeeeeg, beeeeeg spendeeeng.”

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