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How Shrub Spent President’s Day February 16, 2007

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Bush on Mt Rushmore

DECIDERER-IN-CHIEF READY TO ASSUME RIGHTFUL PLACE AMONG PANTHEON OF PRESIDENTS

FITSNews – February 16, 2007 Shrub spent his President’s Day posing for a spot on Mt. Rushmore, sources tell FITSNews.

“History will remember this president as having the courage of conviction, the purpose of principle and the strength of something that starts with the letter ‘S,'” said a presidential historian who may or may not also be a FITSgirl. “History will also remember that he loves alliteration.”

The same presidential historian predicted that in another fifty years’ time, Mt. Rushmore would feature Shrub, Bill Clinton, Harry Truman and Gerald Ford because “people loved them some Gerald Ford – like a whole lot more than we thought they did.”

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