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Mitt Romney’s Retarded Iguanas Are Sneaky Like That February 13, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.

Naked Iguanas


FITSNews – February 13, 2007 – When the retarded iguanas over at A Daily Turd got their high-profile gig as a state affiliate for the National Journal (which as you can see drives us girls absolutely wild), they swore up and down that their website wasn’t linked to the campaign of former Massachusetts Gov. Flip Romney.

Here’s the only problem with that. The Daily Dump and its companion, The Flusher (which both look like they were designed by special needs kids trapped in failing or below average S.C. public schools) are indeed linked to the campaign of former Massachusetts Gov. Flip Romney.

In fact, when FITSNews received our official invitation to attend Gov. Romney’s ceremonial campaign kickoff at Seawell’s tomorrow, we couldn’t help notice that the e-mail blast, paid for by the Romney for President Exploratory Committee, was sent out under the auspices of a company called “Under the Power Lines – Netroots and New Media.”

Not surprisingly, well perhaps surprisingly if you are either gullible or a complete dumb ass, A Daily Sh*t is “owned and operated” by none other than “Under the Power Lines – Netroots and New Media.”

Or at least that’s what Tim “Soon To Be A Household Name” Cameron tells us on the turd’s disclaimer page.

It’s not like Mr. Cameron is really trying to hide it, though, or so FITSNews has learned from a Palmetto politico who attended yesterday’s campaign event in Columbia for former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.

“He told me point blank that he was doing The Shot but that it was all just cover for working for Mitt Romney,” the operative told us.

Pardon the pun, but “no sh*t.”

Oh, and congrats Tim Cameron. Now you really are a “household name.”



1. scchaser - February 13, 2007

You caught me. You caught the tater.

2. G.L. - February 14, 2007

Franklin Buchannan has something to do with the website too and his facebook says that he is working for Romney. It’s not a bad idea for a campaign to have its own propagand/news site I guess.

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