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No Smokobama For You February 12, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.
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Michelle Obama

AMERICA’S NEW JOB – TATTLE TO MRS. OBAMA IF WE CATCH BARACK SMOKING

FITSNews – February 12, 2007 – So Barack Obama was only allowed to run for president after promising his wife he would quit smoking? And we’re supposed to call her and tattle on him if we catch him in the act?

“Please, America, watch,” Mrs. Obama said. “Keep an eye on him, and call me if you see him smoking.”

Awwww, that’s sweet. And very Mark Sanford-esque, too. But yeah, no dice. We can’t help you out with that, Michelle.

Why not? Well, we just saw Scent Of A Woman over the weekend and Al Pacino (a.k.a. Lt. Col Frank Slade) told us we shouldn’t snitch on people. And he may have been blind and walked with a cane and all but he looked like he could still kick some a** if he needed to.

In fact, at one point in the movie he threw Josh Lyman from The West Wing up against a wall and put him in a special Army Ranger finger-throat chokehold. Or something like that. Something that looked like it hurt. A lot.

So yeah. If we catch Barack smoking, we are not going to tattle. Because we’re not snitches. And we don’t want to get thrown in an Army Ranger finger-throat chokehold.

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