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Romney Orders Sausage Links, Then Flip-Flops To Sausage Patties January 30, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries, Satire.
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CANDIDATE SAYS HIS “POSITION ON LINK IS EVOLVING”

FITSNews – Janaury 30, 2007 – After first declaring that he wanted sausage links for breakfast this morning, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney flip-flopped and told a waitress he wanted sausage patties instead.

“As governor of Massachusetts I was consistently pro-link,” Romney told reporters at a packed Lizard’s Thicket restaurant in Columbia, S.C. this morning. “But my position on link is evolving.”

Nevermind that Lizard’s Thicket is packed every morning. Anyway, asked by a self-identified GOP primary voter what his position was on raising South Carolina’s age of consent, Romney replied, “I don’t know, what do you want it to be?”

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