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Reese Jealous of Sic Willie’s Rachel McAdams Obsession? January 30, 2007

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Reese Angry

SIC WILLIE HOPING A LITTLE BI-CURIOSITY WILL RESOLVE THE CONFLICT

FITSNews – January 30, 2007 – It hasn’t been a good week for South Carolina transplant Reese Witherspoon. First, the idiots over at Showbiz Sky were “uber fussy” in criticizing her grey, knee-length Nina Ricci dress from the Screen Actors Guild Awards. Fortunately, ET got it right.

Reese may have to compete with Rachel McAdams for Sic Willie‘s affections, but she doesn’t make fashion mistakes, people.

Anyway, Reese’s reps may or may not have placed a “cease and desist” telephone call to Sic Willie this morning, informing him that he was scaring the Legally Blonde heroine, but all his ears heard was that Reese may or may not be open to a threesome with him and Rachel McAdams.

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1. voice - January 31, 2007

Mistah Sic,

Usually you’re right on the money and I anyone with eyes can see that Rachel McAdams is a complete doll.

Reese Witherspoon, by contrast, has an abnormally large chin. Also, the Legally Blonde series: not cool.


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