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Friends With Benefits? January 24, 2007

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Courtney Cox

COURTNEY COX AND JENNIFER ANISTON ARE GOING TO MAKE OUT ON TELEVISION

FITSNews – January 24, 2007Sic Willie has never subscribed to cable television. He didn’t even know there was a channel called FX or a show on said channel called Dirt. Or that said show on said channel starred Courtney Cox.

Sic Willie still watches NFL Football games with his parents, for crying out loud. And then Lawrence Welk (while his laundry dries).

All of that changed for good this morning, though, when news broke that the show the Miami Herald calls “delirious, dizzy, decadent and altogether delicious” will feature something that is indeed all of those things – an onscreen smooch between Cox and former Friends co-star Jennifer Aniston.

In fact, he is down at the sperm bank right now (isn’t that how Way of the Gun started, incidentally?) raising the cash he needs to get his cable television hook up.

Tyler Durden may think that both Cox and Aniston are fug, and Splash News may think the whole thing is a ratings gimmick, but Sic Willie simply refuses to subscribe to their negativity.

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