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Reese Witherspoon’s Bangs Are The Bomb January 19, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Good Stuff.

Reese Bangs


FITSNews – January 19, 2007 – Forget Presidental politics, the environment, weighted per-pupil funding or incompetent Marxists running important state agencies.

All we can think about today is Reese’s bangs. And how good they look.

Oh, and how perfectly that strapless, knee-length yellow Nina Ricci accentuated her figure at the Golden Globes.

But Reese could do anything to her hair and we would still think it was hot. Seriously, anything. She could shave her head completely like Sinead O’Connor and it would still be totally hot. Or she could shave it completely and then wear a bunch of electrical wires with flashing lights on it like that Agatha girl from Minority Report.

And that would maker her even cooler because then not only would she be Reese Witherspoon but she would also be a futuristic crime fighter.



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