Reese Witherspoon, Kids Move to South Carolina December 24, 2006Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY FOR SIC WILLIE – NEW YORK POST REPORTING ACTRESS HAS RELOCATED HER FAMILY TO SOUTH CAROLINA
FITSNews – December 24, 2006 – Holy hell.
She’s actually here.
Seriously, this is a little scary even for us.
One minute we’re watching Just Like Heaven thinking how cool it would be if Reese Witherspoon magically appeared in our midst and the next minute – BAM! – we find out Reese Witherspoon has decided to move with her kids to South Carolina.
Not hardly, friends. Not hardly.
This is a little something we like to call “destiny.” Well … destiny fueled by the irrepressible, tractor-beam aura of Sic Willie, at least. After all, no one can resist Aqua Velva and Old Spice products.
In fact, let’s be honest about this, shall we? Reese has probably been tracking Sic Willie down much like the Libyans tracked down Doc Emmitt Brown after he stole plutonium from them to invent DeLorean-based time travel in the movie Back to the Future.
Of course, there is one thing that makes us a little suspicious of New York Post gossip columnist Liz Smith’s report – it says Reese is enrolling her children in public schools.
Let’s hope for her kids’ sake that part of the Post report is incorrect.
Anyway, thanks to our good friend Classic Antebellum Beauty up in Richmond for the tip …