You are either will trying to stir shit, or you are as irrelevant as you claim will to be. Either way, you would matter more if you had a strom problem….

You add no substabnce to any post you have ever made.

The only thing worse than being a rumor monger is being obsessed with one.

Welcome back … we were starting to worry about’cha …

It’s good to know we’ve pissed somebody off sufficiently to retain a retired FBI private investigator for the purpose of “snooping our crib,” but we seriously doubt that color pictures of Sic whacking off to lesbian porn will do much to hurt his public image.

In fact, there’s a good chance that broadcasting images like that will actually result in an uptick in our fan mail, if ya know what we mean. Like Bill Murray said, though, tell your boy to bring a long lens.

And yes, our holdings are as well-diversified as they are vast, and while they are not in Mother Folks name, they might as well be after we finished shopping for her 60th Birthday earlier this week!

Look dude, you don’t scare us. Pickles are the only thing that scare us. And you are definitely not a pickle.

Bottom line, we’d strongly urge your status quo client to think long and hard before attempting to pierce our corporate veil with any unmerited litigiousness, because we will quite simply own them like we did the last crew that tried to mess us around.

How the hell do you think Sic afforded a 32′ sailboat, dumbass?

-FITSNews

P.S. – You’re welcome to join Sic and the FITS gals on Boondoggle anytime.

We heard today over lunch (from a really totally reliable secret source at the the State House) that a private investigator from Charlotte has been retained to snoop your crib. A retired FBI dude no less.

We are hoping for pictures. In color!

Remember the lines from the Richard Prior movie that was made at the Arizona State Prison? Something like:

Leave him alone. It’s okay because I ain’t a homosexual! You fool, he will “do you” just to see the look on your face!

Not nearly an exact quote. We could Google the exact quote, but you and your reader would just attack us for “cut and paste” blogging.

That’s what’s about to happen.

So, what’s the latest on your lawyer fees? Have you put all of your personal holdings in your momma’s name to protect them?

You should.

This is something that should sell to the GOP: competition is good. But when the opposition is so piss-poor, there’s no way to weed out the idiots.

Perhaps I’m mistaken, but doesn’t burning natural gas release the dreaded carbon in our atmosphere as well? Unfortunately, you have been swindled in to believing that the sky is falling and it is because we humans are reckless with our resources. Consuming energy is not a bad thing, in fact it is the driving force in creating the modern society we live in today. If you want to power your car and home with algae fuel be my guest, but don’t expect the rest of us to follow your lead.