IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY WROTE THIS COLUMN

FITSNews – March 4, 2007 - While ass-clowns like Rick Beltram, Terry Sullivan, Sic Willie and the 1,000 Virgins are out obsessing over a presidential primary election that’s still an ice age away, La Socialista legend Lee Bandy reminded politicos everywhere this morning that normal people don’t care about any of this crap yet.

Which is sweet, cause somebody’s got to pick up the Paris Hilton slack. And make sure the South Carolina Governor’s Office gets its McDreamy updates.

“Presidential campaigns are too long,” Bandy says in his column. “You’d think the election is next week.”

In case there was any confusion, let the record reflect that Lee Bandy is a straight-up pimp. Recognize.