LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN HUNK CAN START BY PUTTING HIS SHIRT BACK ON

FITSNews – January 31, 2007 - The only thing dumber than the governor of the most retarded state in the country making global warming a priority is Hollywood hunk Josh Hartnett making global warming a priority.

Holy hell. The next thing we know S.C. Secretary of State Mark Hammond is going to make global warming a priority. Followed by Meredith Baxter Birney.

And that’s when the temperature of the world starts dropping and life as we know it breaths a planet-sized sigh of relief. Because Mark Hammond and Meredith Baxter Birney don’t f*ck around, people.