THERE ARE A LOT OF DEAD DUCKS IN THIS PICTURE FOR SOME REASON

FITSNews – December 20, 2006 – OK, this is either a) someone playing a really, really (really) bad joke or b) Karen Floyd’s 2006 Family Christmas Card.

In case you were wondering, it says “Hurry, Santa, Hurry … The Floyds are out of Shells.”

Because we are, um, concerned about gang violence in the Midlands, we tried to slice out the word “Shells” in the picture above, but you can click on the picture itself if you want the full effect.

Needless to say, we are very confused right now.